Rudolph the Safety Engineer


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You know Smasher and Cancer and Prancer and Vixen,

Vomit and Stupid and Yawner and Prohabition. 

But do you recall?

The most famous Safety Engineer of all?


Rudolph the safety engineer

Had some very shiny clothes.

He wears them so you can see him

Much better than plain clothes.


And all of the other Managers 

Used to bitch and call him names. 

They never let poor Rudolph

Join in any Manager games.


Then one foggy Turnover Eve

The GM came to say,

Rudolph with your clothes so bright,

Don’t let anyone get hurt tonight.


They all did extra observations

and pointed out what they see,

and their operations

had a turnover with no injury!


Then all the managers loved him

As they shouted out with glee,

“Rudolph, this injury free turnover,

Will go down in history!”


          Merry Christmas!


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